According to Reuters, the New Zealand government has made life better and safer for its citizens once again. What wonderful service has this government performed, you ask? Well, the Registrar of Births, Deaths and Marriages has refused to allow Pat and Sheena Wheaton to name their two month old baby son 4Real. Now he will be legally named Superman instead, and 4Real will only be a nickname.
Thank God for government! Just imagine the horrible things that could happen without government around to protect and serve us. It would be anarchy in the streets. People would be calling themselves all sorts of things.